The Norendy Tales #2: The Hotel Balzaar – Kate DiCamillo

Illustrations – Júlia Sardà

Marta spends her days counting the stairs between the attic and the lobby of the Hotel Balzaar. She uses the back stairs, never the elevator. In the lobby, she is careful not to touch anything and is as quiet as a mouse.

She watches a cat and mouse engage in a never ending chase. She observes a wing and Norman, the positively ancient bellman, who sleeps with a smile. Marta does this while Mama cleans.

Every day is the same. Stairs. Cat. Mouse. Wing. Norman. Until it’s not.

Checking into Room 314 is a countess and Blitzkoff, her green parrot. The countess sees the girl who is not supposed to be seen.

“Come as soon as you can. I have a story to tell you. It is a story that you will find quite interesting, I’m sure.”

When the countess tells the first of seven promised stories, Marta thinks she has found a connection between it and her life, but surely that’s not possible. The stories aren’t real, after all.

Perhaps I am only imagining all this.

Over the past six years, Kate DiCamillo has become one of my favourite authors. It’s gotten to the point where I can’t wait to dive into my next read because, without fail, I leave the worlds she creates feeling better about this one.

Here Kate introduces us to a young girl waking up every day with uncertainty. She hasn’t heard from her father, who is at war, for over a year. Her mother has lost hope.

Kate brings characters into my life that I become invested in almost immediately. Her books have the nostalgic feel of a childhood favourite and don’t lose their magic during rereads.

The joy of learning Bastian was connected to The Neverending Story was replicated here when I saw elements from the beginning of this book come full circle as it progressed. An early illustration confirms that you are in the same world as The Puppets of Spelhorst and while the connections between the two aren’t specifically mentioned, I found some potential crossovers.

I would not have appreciated this book as much if I’d read it as a child. Adult me loved it. I’m sure there are connections I haven’t made yet between the series of stories which seem to have no end that the countess shares.

One of the themes of this book is keeping hope alive and my favourite quote spoke to this.

“It takes no courage at all to doubt, Marta,” she said. “And we are not beyond rescue. We are never beyond rescue.”

I can’t wait for the next Norendy Tale.

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this novella.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

At the Hotel Balzaar, Marta’s mother rises before the sun, puts on her uniform, and instructs Marta to roam as she will but quietly, invisibly — like a little mouse. While her mother cleans rooms, Marta slips down the back staircase to the grand lobby to chat with the bellman, study the painting of an angel’s wing over the fireplace, and watch a cat chase a mouse around the face of the grandfather clock, all the while dreaming of the return of her soldier father, who has gone missing. One day, a mysterious countess with a parrot checks in, promising a story — in fact, seven stories in all, each to be told in its proper order. As the stories unfold, Marta begins to wonder: could the secret to her father’s disappearance lie in the countess’s tales? Book two in a trio of novellas bound by place and mood — with elegant line art by Júlia Sardà — The Hotel Balzaar masterfully juggles yearning and belief, shining light into every dark corner.

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody – Patrick Ness

Illustrations – Tim Miller

Zeke and Daniel have just become Hall Monitors but Principal Wombat assures them it’s not because they’re monitor lizards. Alicia, their monitor lizard friend, is also a Hall Monitor.

“Coincidence”

Being cold blooded and from a less affluent area than most of the other students already sets them apart. This new job is likely to make things even worse, especially when the school bully, Pelicarnassus, and his two egret sidekicks (both called Norman) find out.

I’m usually a fan of zany goings-on; my childhood was essentially one big Roald Dahl reread. I love kid’s books but this one didn’t sit right with me.

I was confused.

Pelicarnassus, who sees himself as a supervillain in training, has a mother you definitely don’t want to mess with. Saying that Pelicarnassus’ mother won’t let him do something dastardly when she’s literally a supervillain didn’t make sense. Neither did her response to her son unleashing his evil plan.

Also, Zeke has France on his knee.

My fuddy duddy was on full display. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so old.

I didn’t think the language used was always appropriate for the target audience (9+). When I was a kid, saying ‘crappy’ or ‘ass’, because I undoubtedly would have repeated them if I’d read them, would have gotten me into trouble.

I also wouldn’t have even considered discussing my Principal’s butt.

I lost count of the amount of times Pelicarnassus called Zeke ‘fat’.

I was pretty literal at that age and wouldn’t have known a black dog can be a symbol for depression.

I liked Miel, the red-tailed hawk, who doesn’t appear to have a volume control. I thought I liked Alicia, especially when I found her relatable.

But she was also kind of happy that she only had two friends in Zeke and Daniel, because any more “would be really tiring”, she once said, “and I think I’m kinda lazy.”

Then she played into my biggest problem with this book.

One swift pinch of an ear, one assertive push behind a knee, and Kevin the yak was down without even entirely realizing that he’d fallen.

Recently I heard someone say that nothing makes it okay to use your body to solve a problem and, while I’ve never thought any differently, I’d never heard it explained like that before and I absolutely loved it.

For a book that claims there’s no excuse for violence, there’s a fair amount of it in its pages. All of the main characters use violence to varying degrees. I’m all for standing up for yourself and your friends but not when it involves punching, pinching and pushing.

There are some glowing reviews for this book so I’d encourage you to read those before deciding if this is the book for you. Plenty of reviewers have found humour where I found red flags. While I was intrigued after reading the blurb, I’m clearly not the audience for this book.

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Once Upon a Blurb

Master storyteller Patrick Ness turns to middle grade in a hilarious adventure about a mismatched group of animals attending school together, brought to life by brilliantly funny illustrations.

Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.

Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?

Louder Than Hunger – John Schu

Cover image of Louder Than Hunger by John Schu

It’s 1996 and Jake, an eighth grader, lives in suburban Chicago. He volunteers at a nursing home after school.

Jake’s mother is sad and his father is largely absent. His favourite person and best friend is his Grandma, who shares his love of Broadway musicals.

Jake loves all of Emily Dickinson’s poetry but one poem in particular speaks to him.

I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you—Nobody—too?

What speaks the loudest in Jake’s life, though, is the Voice. The Voice tells him not to eat and reminds him constantly how worthless he is.

I
punish
myself
day
after
day.

Why?

For
taking
up
too
much
space.

For
being
me.

For
breathing.

Jake has anorexia. His story is based on the author’s, which adds to the authenticity of Jake’s voice.

When Jake is sent to Whispering Pines for treatment, the reader is granted access to his thoughts and struggles. Along the way, we discover why Jake is trying so hard to disappear.

Every
single
day
I felt like I was on the outside,
looking in.

I read this book in one sitting. It was easy for me to relate to Jake, especially when he spoke about his connection to his Grandma. My Nan was also my favourite person and I saw some of her in the bond Jake had with his Grandma.

This was Jake’s story so the focus was always going to be on him but I would have liked to have learned more about the other young people being treated at Whispering Pines. We spent the most time with Kella but even she only felt like an acquaintance.

When I was Jake’s age, I also struggled with disordered eating. Unlike Jake, no one noticed what was happening with me so I wasn’t offered/forced into treatment.

However, I know firsthand the power of books, showing you that despite how you may be feeling, you aren’t alone. A book was what impacted me the most at the time.

My hope is that this story speaks to young people who have their own stories of disordered eating, that it gives them the courage to use their voice so they can access the support they deserve.

Make sure you take care of my boy!

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

A powerful, authentic verse novel exploring a teen boy’s experience with disordered eating, charting the successes and setbacks of his journey toward recovery.

Jake feels alone at school and alone at home. Some days it feels like the only people who understand him is the poet Emily Dickinson – and Jake’s beloved grandma. But there is also the Voice inside him, louder than any other, who professes to know him best of all.

The one that says “You have me.”

The Voice is loud enough to drown out everything else, even the hunger Jake feels, until his mum intervenes and sends him to Whispering Pines.

Here Jake will learn how to confront the loneliness inside him, and find out who he is and what he has to live for. That is, if he can quiet the Voice…

Told in succinct and powerful verse, this novel is a stunning and wholly authentic expression of a young man finding the will – and the power – to wrest control from the intrusive thoughts that crowd his mind.

Glow – Ross Morgan

A young girl and her grandfather used scraps from her grandfather’s junkyard for their projects. Their latest project remains unfinished after his death.

The girl and her dog walk through the darkness of the junkyard until they find a buried secret. A turn of a key sets in motion something magical.

The illustrations are extraordinary, capturing the granddaughter’s grief and the darkness she finds herself surrounded by as she comes to terms with her loss.

There was something both lovely and sad about the fact that the project the girl was working on with her grandfather before he died is complete by the end of the book.

I knew I had only scratched the surface after two reads. I watched an interview with the author and read it a third time before even attempting to write a review.

The darkness of some of the early illustrations probably would have scared me as a young child and I definitely would have needed an adult to explain what the story was about because the words alone wouldn’t have made it clear. If I’d read this to a child without having watched the interview with the author, I’m not sure I could have answered their questions.

In case it’s not already obvious, this book has left me conflicted. The story took work for me to figure it out. I had absolutely no idea that the underground object represented the grandfather’s reincarnation until I heard the author say it in the interview.

I saw the glow as a representation of her grandfather’s love but it could also be a guiding light, a reminder that her grandfather’s legacy will never fade, magic that awakens mechanical objects…

The illustrations are some of my favourites in any picture book. 

Thank you so much to Walker Studio, an imprint of Walker Books, for the opportunity to read this picture book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

There is a path I walk with care.
There is a shadow that follows me there.
There is a place, a secret I keep,
where something special is buried down deep …

A sumptuously illustrated and immersive picture book that speaks to memory, shared moments, and love beyond and between worlds.

Sleepy Sheepy – Lucy Ruth Cummins

Illustrations – Pete Oswald

Ma and Pa Sheepy are sleepy. Sleepy Sheepy is not. Of course he’s not!

Don’t Ma and Pa realise that bedtime is the best time to do all of the last minute things, like checking the springiness of the lounge chair, preparing for your next concert and practicing your lasso skills?

Oh, wait. Was that a yawn?

Never mind. It’s time for Sleepy Sheepy’s second wind.

This bedtime story is so relatable. I probably would have viewed this as an instruction manual on the various ways I hadn’t thought of avoiding sleep yet but hopefully your little lamb is more inclined to be ready to count sheep when you tell them it’s time to go to bed.

The illustrations are cute and adult me was as delighted as kid me would have been to discover the sheet of stickers in the back of the book!

Sleep Sheepy sticker sheet

I would have loved to have seen the looks on Ma and Pa’s faces when Sleepy Sheepy finally yawned.

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this picture book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Despite his name, Sleepy Sheepy is NOT sleepy. He’d much rather build with blocks … or knit socks than go to sleep. Will Ma and Pa Sheepy ever get their sheepy to go to sleepy?

From New York Times bestselling illustrator Pete Oswald and critically acclaimed author Lucy Ruth Cummins comes a hilarious bedtime read-aloud that will be loved by little lambs everywhere for generations to come.

Pavlo Gets the Grumps – Natalia Shaloshvili

Pavlo’s day looks a lot like my week. Someone suggests doing something fun, something we’d usually enjoy, and our response is essentially ‘Ugh!’ We’ve got the grumps and nothing you do or say is going to make any difference. Or is it?

Mama has plenty of good suggestions but there’s always a reason to not wanna. Honestly, why would you want to go to the park when “the slide is too SLIDEY!”

Unperturbed, Mama (who is vying for sainthood at this point) finally convinces Pavlo to leave the house. Pavlo learns that his family and friends will still be there for him when he’s having a bad day and that maybe, just maybe, bad days don’t have to last all day.

The illustrations are cute and clearly show Pavlo’s emotions.

Grumpy Pavlo

Be on the lookout for a bird that really wants ice cream and a frog that enjoys reading.

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this picture book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

A book-shaped hug that we all need on a day when everything just feels BLAH.

Pavlo does not feel like going to the park. Not today.
He does not want to go swimming.
He even says no to the cinema.
What’s going on, Pavlo?
Pavlo’s got the grumps.

This comforting picture book takes a look at bad days and big emotions, and reminds us that we all have grumpy days sometimes but no feeling lasts forever.

Natalia Shaloshvili’s expressive illustrations are sad and funny at the same time, reassuring little ones that we are loved by our family and friends even when we’re not our happiest selves.

Pavlo guides young children on their emotional learning journey and shows how joy is always just around the corner.

Stitch – Pádraig Kenny

Illustrations – Steve McCarthy

Stitch didn’t come first. Henry Oaf, his best friend, did. They live in a castle with the Professor, although they haven’t seen him for a while. He asked not to be disturbed while he was resting. That was 328 days ago.

Now Professor Giles Hardacre and his assistant, Alice, have arrived at the castle and things will never be the same.

Stitch, a wannabe explorer who has never left the garden, is learning what he’s made of. Literally and figuratively.

“It doesn’t matter what you’re made from, it doesn’t matter where you came from, all that matters is that you’re a good person.”

Stitch’s story is one of loss and grief but it’s also about self discovery and standing up for what is right, even when it’s difficult. Stitch is an absolute sweetheart.

Steve McCarthy’s cover image is what drew me to this book in the first place, with its Tim Burton vibes and bats. I love the bats pictured throughout this book. The chapter heading illustrations are relevant to the chapter’s content and often mean more once you understand the context.

Even if you’ve never read Frankenstein, pop culture osmosis has likely done its thing, so you’ll be both expecting and dreading the townsfolk bearing torches scene. You’ll desperately hope it doesn’t happen, though, because Stitch is the kind of character that you want to throw yourself in front of the flames for.

He wears his heart on his sleeve, he’s loyal to his friends and he is so adorably innocent. The world is new to him and everything he sees is a marvel. He makes you want to see through his eyes.

“I’ll always be your friend, Stitch. Of that you can be certain. Henry Oaf and Stitch. Friends for ever.”

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Stitch is not a monster – he’s a creation.

He and his friend Henry Oaf were brought to life by the genius Professor Hardacre, and have spent all their days in a castle deep in the woods, far from humankind. But when the Professor dies and his pompous nephew comes to take over the laboratory, they soon find out that his sights are set not on scientific discovery, but personal glory. And Henry is his next experiment.

Can Stitch and Henry escape his clutches and make their way in a world they were never built for – and may never be ready for them?

Knights and Bikes #3: Wheels of Legend – Gabrielle Kent

Illustrations – Rex Crowle & Luke Newell

This is the third book in a series that I’d never heard of. The series is based on a video game that I’d never heard of. I’m old, okay?

I knew neither of these things before I started reading. I’d read the blurb and thought it sounded like fun. Now I can tell you that this is a fun book and you don’t need to have read any of the other books in the series or played the video game to enjoy it. I’m helpful like that.

Depending on your perspective, this book will either introduce you to or reacquaint you with the four members of the Penfurzy Rebel Bicycle Club. Best friends Demelza and Nessa are joined by Demelza’s honky pet goose, aptly named Captain Honkers. Together they solve mysteries.

Penfurzy Rebel Bicycle Club

But wait, I hear you say. You said there were four members but you’ve only told us about three. Well spotted.

The fourth member is my favourite character, Sir Calenick, whose body may very well have a mind of its own. The mystery I most want to solve is how his body functions just as well without his head attached. His pickled head. I need to read the other two books so I can spend more time with this knight and learn his backstory.

But for now we’re here to solve a mystery.

‘Penfurzy, and maybe the world, depends on us!’

It’s been almost five months since their last big mystery so this one is overdue. Fortunately, a fair has just arrived that only comes to Penfurzy once every ten years.

‘Mark my words, there’s strange goings on whenever they comes to Penfurzy.’

A ghost train, toffee apples and a mystery to solve? I knew I was going to like this book. There’s also a woman with a powerful voice, snot goblins and a tale of long lost love.

Here to help solve the mystery is Jack, a new friend. You may be familiar with one of his ancestors. I’ve known them since I was a kid and, as we’ve already established, I’m old.

Kid me would have loved this book but definitely would have found the video game first. And read the books in the correct order. They also wouldn’t have had to worry about spoilers. Old me is busy being obsessed with the boombox, complete with cassette tape!

Rex Crowle and Luke Newell’s illustrations bring the action to life. The characters are expressive, with the possible exception of my favourite character. But if you’re either a pickled head or a body with no head attached most of the time, then your opportunities for a wide range of emotions are kind of limited.

The illustrations line up well with the game. I know because I checked. I now want to play the game. I’m also going to be on the lookout for the first two books.

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

A new mystery has rolled onto Penfurzy island and the Rebel Bicycle Club are ready to investigate! Nessa, Demelza and Captain Honkers set off to explore a travelling fun-fair when things begin to get strange. With new friends and a new legend to uncover, the best friends do what they do best: SAVE THE DAY FROM A FATE WORSE THAN HOMEWORK. A mysterious adventure with twists, turns and gross-out caravan invaders guaranteed to make you laugh!

Ferris – Kate DiCamillo

“Loving someone takes a whole lot of courage.”

Ten year old Ferris is newly caffeinated and, with everything happening around her, that’s probably a good thing.

Charisse, Ferris’ beloved grandmother, is spending more time sleeping. She has recently started seeing a ghost in her bedroom.

Ferris’ sister, Pinky, is determined to become an outlaw. I’m fairly convinced she’s working on a psychopathy diagnosis and may spend some of her adulthood incarcerated. She may only be six but her precociousness isn’t limited to her reading ability.

“Out of my way, fools.”

Uncle Ted now lives in the basement. He’s painting a history of the world foot by foot.

Billy, Ferris’ best friend, plays the piano. The same song on repeat.

I love Ferris’ grandmother. Their relationship reminded me of the one I had with my Nan. I have no doubt this contributed to my spending most of the book worried about Charisse. This started to interfere with my enjoyment of the quirkiness of this family. As grandmothers are wont to do, though, she gifted me my favourite quote of the book.

“You have to insist on being yourself. Do not let the world tell you who you are. Rather, tell the world who you are.”

Kate DiCamillo has a way of making me feel like part of the family within a few pages. There’s practically no time between me meeting a character and feeling like I have a grasp of the essence of who they are.

No, I didn’t cry, but only because I thought I saw something coming and stopped reading for a few hours to prepare myself.

This book is love, loss and peanuts of repentance. You’ll encounter a bunch of Mielk words and you’ll endear yourself to Ferris if you bring some candles with you. You’ll crave pie à la mode and you’re likely to see pliers differently after this read.

“We’re going to help someone find their way home.”

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

It’s the summer before fifth grade, and for Ferris Wilkey, it is a summer of sheer pandemonium. Her little sister, Pinky, has vowed to become an outlaw. Uncle Ted has left Aunt Shirley and, to Ferris’s mother’s chagrin, is holed up in the Wilkey basement to paint a history of the world. And Charisse, Ferris’s grandmother, has started seeing a ghost in the doorway to her room – which seems like an alarming omen given that she is feeling unwell. But the ghost is not there to usher Charisse to the Great Beyond. Rather, she has other plans – wild, impractical, illuminating plans. How can Ferris satisfy a spectre with Pinky terrorising the town, Uncle Ted sending Ferris to spy on her aunt, and her father battling an invasion of raccoons?

As Charisse likes to say, “Every good story is a love story,” and Kate DiCamillo has written one for the ages: emotionally resonant and healing, showing the twice Newbery Medallist at her most playful, universal and profound.

Casander Darkbloom and the Threads of Power – P.A. Staff

Illustrations – Nathan Collins

When I tell you I finished this book in one sitting, that only tells you part of the story. I haven’t been able to concentrate enough to read for over a month so it’s saying a lot that Cas, Warrior and my other new friends not only introduced themselves to me today but grabbed my attention and held onto it.

We’re introduced to Cas, who doesn’t remember anything before waking up outside of a curiosity shop. A curiosity shop that I would happily live in, mind you.

Brought to a school for the magically gifted by a stranger, Cas soon learns that he’s the Chosen One, AKA the Foretold. As such, he’s the only one who can stop the nefarious Master of All. It’s been prophesied, after all.

You know this story, right?

The wonderful thing is you actually don’t. At all. Yes, the writings of She Who Must Not Be Named are alluded to at one point but this is not that story.

Welcome to Wayward, in the Balance Lands.

“A halfway place between this world and the Normie world. And everywhere else. That’s how it got its name – Wayward. Way through the wards.”

The Balance Lands are a mirror image of the Normie world so things may look familiar but there are some significant differences. Normies don’t travel between worlds using reflections. They don’t have Puggle the Nuggle or Hobdogglin. They probably don’t have a chute from their bedroom to the library, but they absolutely should.

I had a couple of favourite characters, Warrior and Mrs Crane. The tips of Warrior’s hair change colour with her moods! As if that wasn’t enough to endear her to me, she’s a heart of gold wrapped inside a protective layer of attitude. She’s a badass. She’s a bit of a mystery. She has pain and passion, and she’s an outcast.

Meanwhile, Mrs Crane is the school librarian. As the keeper of the books, she’d have to be pretty boring to not grab my attention. Mrs Crane is anything but boring. She also has biscuits.

Cas, Warrior, Paws and Fenix are four friends who I really enjoyed getting to know. They’re all Abnormies so their magic doesn’t work like ‘normal’ magic. What I loved more than anything about this book is the message that being different isn’t something to be ashamed of.

“Whatever people tell you about who and what you are, always remember this: normal doesn’t exist. Everyone is different, from the points of our fingers to the tips of our toes. Being different is what’s normal. It’s what makes each one of us magic, each one of us strong.”

Nathan Collins’ illustrations complemented the story well. From the quirky characters to the creatures unique to Wayward, they matched the tone of the book.

This is the first book in a series that you’d better believe I’ll be continuing.

Favourite no context quote:

“I’m armed with a blanky and I’m not afraid to use it!”

Thank you so much to Walker Books for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

A boy with no memory. A world searching for a hero.

Casander Darkbloom has no memory, lives outside a curiosity shop, and experiences random surges of uncontrollable energy in his limbs. When he inexplicably brings a stuffed raven to life, he unravels a strange and thrilling magical world. A world waiting for Cas to save it.

Cas is the Foretold, the one prophesied to defeat the malevolent Master of All. Under the protection of Wayward School, Cas must learn to master his magical abilities. But, as he soon discovers, all may not be quite as it seems – and Cas will need to take control of his own destiny if he is to find the strength to fight the powers of evil.

Spectacular and imaginative, this thrilling fantasy novel celebrates difference and how what makes us unique is also our greatest strength.