Drop bears are the stuff of legends. They’re as Australian as riding a kangaroo to school.
Doing their part to ensure this national treasure never faces extinction, Heath McKenzie takes what Aussies already know about this fearsome creature and runs with it.
A classic Aussie father, complete with the requisite t-shirt tan line, thongs and propensity to kick back with their feet on an Esky, spins a yarn to a couple of kids. You just know he’s already told this story a hundred times, embellishing it more with every retelling.
The description of the drop bear becomes more outrageous as the story progresses (this drop bear even hands out vouchers for discounts on stuff!).
Satisfied they’ve done what they can for the day to contribute to their children’s future therapy sessions, the adults have a good laugh. But maybe the joke’s on them…
The illustrations bring the character of the father to life and include some details that I loved, from the Acca Dacca singlet to the Bubble O’ Bill ice cream that’s currently melting all over one of the kids.
As an Australian, I fully endorse this addition to the drop bear legend. It’s fun and it’s silly and I know that I would have wanted to read this over and over as a kid. And maybe as an adult.
Bonus points for being released on April Fool’s Day!
Once Upon a Blurb
For many long years, tales have been spread, that fill (mostly tourists) with horror and dread.
Tales about creatures all covered in hair that lurk in the branches – YOU’D BETTER BEWARE!
You’d better look up. You’d better run fast … for maybe the DROP BEARS have found you at last!