Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #3: Teacher’s Pest – Charles Gilman

Illustrations – Eugene Smith

If creepy crawlies aren’t your thing, this is not the book for you. With a cast of over a hundred thousand, they’re absolutely everywhere.

There’s stinging. There’s buzzing. There’s itching. You’re probably going to be compelled to check your hair for lice, just in case.

Best friends Robert, Glenn and Karina are used to going up against the shenanigans of their school’s growing army of baddies by now, but they’re gonna need a bigger can of bug spray for this one.

“This is the most disgusting thing that’s ever happened to us.”

Speaking of bug spray, if there are men in hazmat suits at your school, you probably don’t want to be there that day. Even if the pesticide smells like pancakes.

Howard, who we met in the second book, has a larger role in this one. That’s him on the front cover. Yes, this former model student has developed some diabolical tendencies recently.

Howard the pest

We spend some more time in Tillinghast Mansion, which apparently is a Tardis, and we finally get to see Glenn’s home. I learned I’d get along well with Robert’s hometown teacher, Miss Lynch, who enjoys fun facts as much as I do.

Fun fact: “Flies taste with their feet.”

Eugene Smith’s illustrations are still bringing the humans and not so humans to life.

A lot still needs to be resolved with only one book left in the series. By this time tomorrow I hope to have all of my questions answered.

Until then, remember to keep your mouth closed and always carry some emergency chocolate.

“It’s been a really weird week.”

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Don’t be fooled by his friendly smile, his perfect manners, or his shiny red apple. Student council president Howard Mergler is actually a sinister bug-monster in disguise — and he’s summoning swarms of roaches, wasps, fleas, and head lice into the corridors of Lovecraft Middle School!  Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur is the only student who can stop him — but he’ll need help from his best friends: the school bully, the school ghost, and an extremely courageous two-headed rat.

This third novel in the Lovecraft Middle School series begins right where Professor Gargoyle and The Slither Sisters ended — with more action, more adventure and more outrageous monsters!

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #2: The Slither Sisters – Charles Gilman

Illustrations – Eugene Smith

Things are getting stranger at Lovecraft Middle School. Sarah and Sylvia, the twins who mysteriously disappeared in the first book, are back but there’s something not quite right about them. Not that that’s going to stop me from casting my vote for Sarah for student council president. Cupcake Friday will always have my vote.

Robert has gone from having no friends to three, four if you count Pip and Squeak as two. He might still need help opening jars of spaghetti but that’s not stopping him from taking on a threat I’m sure he can’t even fully comprehend yet.

In between the campaigning and figuring out who they can trust, the kids have a Halloween dance to get ready for. The boys aren’t sure what they’re going to wear but Karina can always dress as herself. Sort of.

Karina at the Halloween dance

I was a bit puzzled that Robert’s mother, a nurse, wasn’t comfortable discussing puberty with him. She really disappointed me, especially when she came up with this clanger.

“I just wish you had a father to answer your personal questions”

Come on, Mrs Arthur! You can do better than that!

I also wasn’t a fan of Howard’s disability making up almost the entirety of his character for much of the book.

I wonder if the fact that this book was published in 2013 can account for both of these. Maybe if this was written now, the disability representation would be significantly different and Mrs Arthur wouldn’t be shying away from talking to her son about puberty.

When Robert and Glenn were debating whether to look inside Tillinghast Mansion for another gate, I wondered why they didn’t just ask Karina where one was.

“I know my way around.”

Maybe it’s not so bad at Lovecraft Middle School, though. You know what day of the week it is by checking the colour of Mr Loomis’ sweater vest and the librarian makes house calls.

I’m beginning to really look forward to Eugene Smith’s illustrations as I’m reading. The creatures in particular are a lot of fun to see.

I’m pretty sure I’d brave Tillinghast Mansion just so I could see the tapestries. You may want to bring some lemonade with you into this read.

“Just remember, its beak is worse than its bite.”

This book contains huge spoilers for the first one so if you’re planning to attend Lovecraft Middle School, be sure to enrol on the first day.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

This second novel in the Tales from Lovecraft Middle School series begins right where Professor Gargoyle ended.  Seventh-grader Robert Arthur has discovered that two of his classmates are actually sinister snake-women in disguise. Even worse, his new middle school is full of “gates” to a terrifying alternate dimension – a haunted mansion full of strange spirits and monstrous beasts.  For Robert to protect his teachers and classmates, he’ll need to return to this haunted dimension with his best friends Glenn and Karina. Can they uncover the secrets of Lovecraft Middle School before it’s too late?

The Slither Sisters features more bizarre beasts, more strange mysteries, and more adventure.  It’s perfect for readers ages 10 and up. Best of all, the cover features a state-of-the-art “morphing” photo portrait – so you can personally witness the sisters transforming into their slithering alter egos.  You won’t believe your eyes!

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle – Charles Gilman

Illustrations – Eugene Smith

“If you’re looking for normal,” a voice said, “you’ve come to the wrong place.”

Robert is starting seventh grade at the newly opened Lovecraft Middle School, complete with swimming pool! The only person he recognises in a sea of unfamiliar faces is Glenn, his elementary school bully. It figures.

For a brand new building, there sure seem to be a lot of rats in the lockers and it’s odd that the school library attic smells like mothballs, but never mind that. There’s nothing to see here…

Nothing to see here

And now that I think about it, there’s something not quite right about Professor Goyle, Robert’s science teacher. Hold on. Is he about to eat — ew!!

It’s a good thing Robert has a new friend, Karina. I’m not sure why she’s not in any of his classes, though.

Robert is a relatable main character. He’s a bookworm waiting for his supernatural powers to kick in. He has a really intelligent pet rat. Rat? Rats? I’ll leave it up to you to decide.

I was hoping to find out arachnophobe Karina’s backstory from the moment I met her. It didn’t disappoint. I’m keen to learn more about Glenn because there’s more to him than gummy worms. I really hope Mr Loomis, the English teacher, is a goodie.

Four years passed between me deciding I needed to read this series and starting to read this series. That’s kinda depressing. On the upside, a bunch of my Kindle books have had their hope renewed today.

Kid me would have devoured this book once they stopped being mesmerised by the morphing photo portrait on the cover. Adult me read the Kindle version and now needs to see the book cover so the mesmerising can commence.

I really enjoyed Eugene Smith’s illustrations. They really brought out the creepy and the kooky. I loved the one that showed Professor Goyle having a snack in his classroom.

“This is just getting stranger and stranger.”

The end of this book hints at the direction the next book is going to take and I’m keen to see the fun play out.

So, why is this book called Professor Gargoyle when the Professor’s name is Goyle? His first name is Garfield so Gar Goyle. Although I think I prefer my version. I imagine his students seeing him in the hallway and warning their friends he’s there, ‘Gah! Goyle!’

Book in a book that I need to read: The Adventures of Fangs Dungaree, Teenage Vampire Cowboy Detective #1: The Case of the Flaming Horseshoe.

Be careful which door you open…

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School. Rats are leaping from lockers. Students are disappearing. The school library is a labyrinth of secret corridors. And the science teacher is acting very peculiar – in fact, he just might be a monster-in-disguise.  Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur knew that seventh grade was going to be weird, but this is ridiculous!

With the help of some unlikely new friends, Robert discovers there’s more to Lovecraft Middle School than meets the eye. Can he uncover the secrets of the school before it’s too late?

The Spell of a Story – Mariajo Ilustrajo

A young girl comes home after her last day of school with terrible news. She has to read an entire book during the school holidays.

Just one? For the entire school holidays? That is terrible news.

She hates books.

Blasphemy!

Her sister takes her to the library,

Ooh, the mother ship!

where she’s introduced to the book that will change her life.

Okay, so what you’re telling me is the sister is the hero of this story.

I love books. I love books about books. I love books about loving books.

The words in this one are wonderful, sure, but it’s the illustrations I keep going back to. Our soon to be kindred spirit is absolutely adorable!

Seeing our reluctant reader glued to the page is what joy is made of. Witnessing the moment she transforms into one of us is pure magic.

Prior to their visit to the library, the colours are muted. You can see more vivid colours beginning to escape the pages in the library and when the girl begins to read.

Muted colours

Once her imagination sparks, though, that’s when the colours come to life.

The colours come to life

I appreciated the sneaky inclusion of the author’s other books on the classroom bookshelf. Be on the lookout, as I always am, for Mary Poppins. You may also find a Lost polar bear.

You don’t need a spell to convince me of the life changing magic of books. My hope for this book is that it’s the first adventure for tomorrow’s bookworms.

Thank you so much to NetGalley and Frances Lincoln Children’s Books, an imprint of The Quarto Group, for the opportunity to read this picture book.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

From the award-winning creator of Flooded and Lost comes a magical story about the joy of discovering a connection with books for the very first time.

This brightly illustrated adventure story is perfect for kids who claim to hate reading, as the enchanting narrative opens their eyes to a fantasy world created by words on a page.

In this spellbinding story, we meet a little girl excited for the end of term. No more school! However, she’s given the very unreasonable task of reading a whole book over the holidays. A whole book? but she HATES books. Luckily, her sister takes her to the library and says she has just the thing.

Slowly, the little girl is drawn into a world of adventure inside her own imagination, for the very first time. Even the greyscale world starts to fill with colour as she is carried away in the story. A little fennec fox leads her to meet fairytale witches and creatures as they find ingredients to cast a special spell at the end of her book.

The little girl is dismayed to learn that this spell seemingly hasn’t changed a thing. However, the little fox points out that she is completely transformed: discovering the power of her imagination has changed her forever.

The Glass House – Anne Buist & Graeme Simsion

We meet Hannah a few weeks after she begins working as a registrar in the Mental Health Services’ Acute Unit at Menzies Hospital.

Acute psychiatry is the emergency medicine of mental health: for the stuff nobody saw coming. Until someone close to them becomes paranoid or overdoses or begins cutting themselves.

We follow Hannah as she finds her feet in this role while working towards her goal of being accepted into the psychiatry training program. Along the way, we’re introduced to Hannah’s colleagues and patients. It’s confronting meeting people experiencing some of the worst moments of their lives and throughout this book you’ll witness what mental health emergencies can look like.

I got off on the wrong foot with Hannah. Her appearing to casually ‘diagnose’ a colleague she barely knows and her blind spot about how beneficial therapy could be for her irked me.

As for getting therapy myself, it’s not at the top of my to do list right now.

Her ability to put off getting therapy surprised me too. The people I know who work as psychologists and social workers all have regular supervision appointments. I expected to be attending the psychiatry equivalent with Hannah, even if she didn’t go to therapy herself, but if this was part of her life she didn’t invite me along.

Hannah slowly grew on me as I made my way through the book but my own bias prevented me from warming to her much. I’ve noticed in my own life that people in helping professions who are hesitant to work on themselves are less likely to be able to sit alongside me as I work on myself. Hannah’s reluctance to do so, while I knew there’d be a reason behind this, meant that I never really trusted her.

It didn’t help that sometimes her judgements about patients and lack of sensitivity infuriated me.

‘How can she bear to be so pathetic?’

This is challenged by a coworker. Thank you, Jon.

Connecting with a main character isn’t essential, though. I’ve liked plenty of books where I didn’t and liking Hannah isn’t necessary to enjoy this book. There are so many other people to meet, both patients and staff.

There were some, like Nash and his clear disregard for the value of social work, that I wanted to steer clear of. Then there were others I wanted to spend all of the book with.

Carey’s insight made me want to get to know them better and I loved Elena’s ability to think and work outside the box. I wanted to go back in time and advocate for Chloe and Brianna.

This book provides a rare glimpse at what working in this field is like, from an insider’s perspective. You feel the pressure of making the right call because the wrong one could result in someone’s death. You witness the struggle to free up beds to work within the parameters of a healthcare system that’s flawed at best. You see the power struggles amongst the staff and are wearied by the politics.

I found it interesting that by beginning the chapters with just a snippet of conversation or a scenario about someone we don’t know yet, it invites you to make a judgement call on what diagnosis the patient will be given, and indeed who the patient will be. It’s easy to start seeing people as diagnoses, not people, like when Nash talks about patients as PD’s (meaning personality disorders), stripping them of their humanity.

I don’t have a problem per se with diagnoses or with appropriate mental health treatment. My bugbear is when peoples’ normal and expected responses to trauma are given a diagnosis that’s then used to discredit their character and reliability. This didn’t play out as much as I expected here but I still cringed whenever a personality disorder was diagnosed.

I kept thinking that this is what a mental health spinoff of 24 Hours in A&E might look like. This book provided mini case studies that ran the gamut of mental health emergencies.

I can see this working well as the first in a series. I’d be interested in watching Hannah grow in both her personal and professional life over time.

Thank you so much to NetGalley and Hachette Australia for the opportunity to read this book.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Psychiatry registrar Doctor Hannah Wright, a country girl with a chaotic history, thought she had seen it all in the emergency room. But that was nothing compared to the psychiatric ward at Menzies Hospital.

Hannah must learn on the job in a strained medical system, as she and her fellow trainees deal with the common and the bizarre, the hilarious and the tragic, the treatable and the confronting. Every day brings new patients: Chloe, who has a life-threatening eating disorder; Sian, suffering postpartum psychosis and fighting to keep her baby; and Xavier, the MP whose suicide attempt has an explosive story behind it. All the while, Hannah is trying to figure out herself.

With intelligence, frankness and humour, eminent psychiatrist Anne Buist tells it like it is, while co-writer Graeme Simsion brings the light touch that made The Rosie Project an international bestseller and a respected contribution to the autism conversation.

Hungry Ghost – Victoria Ying

Colours – Lynette Wong

I always wanted to be gwai. There’s no English translation, but it means good or obedient.

Val’s mother constantly body shames her. She’s been telling her to watch her weight since she was a child. Her message is so pervasive that you don’t really get to know her outside of it.

It’s no surprise, having lived with this message all of her life, that Val internalises it. She is thin but fears becoming fat.

Val has a secret. She has been purging for years.

I always have to try and be gwai.

This is an incredibly difficult read. Val’s mother’s fatphobia and the comments she makes to Val are relentless.

I loved the illustrations. The characters are expressive and Val’s struggle is painfully obvious throughout. Jordan’s personality, in particular, practically jumps off the page. I’d love to read her story.

The colours work so well with the story. There’s a limited, subtle colour palette that I found calming to look at. This was a nice contrast to the stress I felt at times reading the story.

You’re not going to find a magical everything’s all better now at the end of this story but, let’s face it, that wouldn’t have been realistic. Life’s not made of magical fixes. We do get to see growth, from Val at least, so there is hope for her in the pages of her life going forward.

My version of being good is being good to myself.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Valerie Chu is quiet, studious, and above all, thin. No one, not even her best friend, Jordan, knows that she has been bingeing and purging for years. But when tragedy strikes, Val finds herself reassessing her priorities, her choices, and her body. The path to happiness may lead her away from her hometown and her mother’s toxic projections — but first she will have to find the strength to seek help.

This beautiful and heart-wrenching young adult graphic novel takes a look at eating disorders, family dynamics, and ultimately, a journey to self-love.

Consent Laid Bare – Chanel Contos

We sat through a single, excruciating sex ed lesson in high school. An embarrassed teacher bumbled their way through a bunch of slides on a projector. The boys were all bravado, laughing and making out that they knew everything there was to know already. The girls either laughed along with the boys or shrank in their seats.

I waited all lesson for the teacher to talk about what to do if someone does something you don’t want to. It was never mentioned. I wonder how many lives would look different today if it had been.

From the Teach Us Consent website:

In February 2021, Chanel Contos posted an Instagram story asking followers if they or someone close to them had been sexually assaulted by someone when they were at school. Within 24 hours, over 200 people replied ‘yes’.

Overwhelmed, but unsurprised by the response, Chanel launched a petition calling for more holistic and earlier consent education in Australia, as well as teachusconsent.com, a platform where people could share anonymous testimonies of sexual assault.

The petition, which gathered over 44,000 signatures, and a further 6,600 personal stories of sexual assault were presented to MPs around the country to advocate for this critical education to be included in the national curriculum.

In February 2022, we did it. Ministers of Education from around Australia unanimously committed to mandating holistic and age appropriate consent education in every school, every year, from foundation until Year 10, beginning in 2023.

In this book, you’ll learn about this. You’ll learn about sexual violence, the patriarchy and the ways that the internet has been instrumental (not in a good way) in changing expectations around sexual activity.

From Chanel’s initial Instagram post to comments made in this book, it’s clear the world she grew up in was one of privilege. She mentions in the book that most women over 40 where she grew up had had some sort of cosmetic procedure. On Instagram, she specifically asked about experiences of sexual assault perpetrated by “someone who went to an all boys school”.

This initially made it difficult to feel like this book would be relatable for someone who attended public school. There were some moments where I definitely felt like this wasn’t my world she was talking about but the concepts themselves rang true.

There wasn’t a lot of information that was new to me but if I’d read this book as a teenager it would have been an eye opener.

There’s one particular quote that’s sticking with me, mostly because of how depressing it is.

Only 1.7 per cent of cases in Australia result in a conviction, and it is estimated that only 5 per cent of people report their rape to the police. Not all cases make it to court. On top of this, it is impossible to know the exact number of people who have been subjected to sexual violence, especially when so many are not equipped with the language to be able to identify what happened to them, and when these acts have been normalised and being subjected to them is too often understood as an unavoidable part of womanhood. All of this together means that we have essentially decriminalised rape in Australia. This is rape culture.

I was an avid reader growing up and had a pretty decent vocabulary as a result. I knew the word ‘consent’. I never heard it used in the context of sexual activity, though, until I’d been an adult as long as I’d been a child. Sure, I knew about sexual assault but, let me tell you, that Tea and Consent video was an eye opener.

It’s only really been in the last couple of years, when I’ve learned more about consent, that I feel I’ve finally got more of a hold on what it is, and what it isn’t.

While there is a lot of good information in this book, there wasn’t a handy one or two page summary of what consent is and isn’t. In case I’m not the only one who would have found that useful, here’s an excerpt from 1800RESPECT’s website about consent.

What does it mean to consent?

If you consent to sex it means you want to have sex at that time with that person.

If you do not give your consent to have sex with that person at that time, but sex or sexual things happen, it is sexual violence.

If you are forced to have sex, you have not given your consent.

Consent means more than just saying yes or not being forced. Consent must be informed.

‘Informed consent’ means there is nothing stopping you from giving consent or understanding what you are consenting to.

Informed consent cannot be given if:

  • you are passed out or unconscious due to drugs, alcohol or a violent assault
  • you are asleep
  • you are conscious, but the effects of alcohol or drugs mean you are unable to say what you do or don’t want
  • the other person tricks you into thinking they are someone else
  • the other person makes you feel too scared to say no. This might be due to a fear that they will:
    • hurt or kill you
    • hurt, kill or take away your children or pets
    • tell other people private or damaging things about you
    • share private or damaging information, photos or videos of you on the internet
    • take away
      • your money
      • access to medical treatment
      • care or other crucial support
  • the number of people wanting you to have sex or do sexual things makes you too scared to refuse or resist, or make it impossible for you to do so.

Time will tell how effective the introduction of consent education in schools has been. I’m cautiously optimistic, though.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

The game-changing book about sex and consent that every woman – and man – should read

In 2021, Chanel Contos posted on Instagram asking people to share their stories of sexual assault during their schooling years. This post unexpectedly went viral and almost 7000 people sent in testimonies describing behaviour that constitutes rape. Virtually none of these instances were reported, and almost all of them were by people they knew. 

How and why is this happening in an era of growing equality? Chanel Contos argues that when it comes to sex, we are still working with an outdated social contract that privileges men’s pleasure at the expense of women’s humanity. 

Consent Laid Bare challenges the lingering inequality that reinforces this behaviour. It asks if consent is possible in a world where female sexuality has been hijacked by forces such as porn, patriarchy and male entitlement. It gives girls and women the encouragement to seek sex that is truly enjoyable and equips them with the information they need to properly consent. It asks boys and men to become advocates for sex centered around intimacy rather than fuelled by aggression.

It is a battle cry from a generation no longer prepared to stay silent.

Shadowhall Academy #1: The Whispering Walls – Phil Hickes

Illustrations – Keith Robinson

We know right off the bat that Lilian Jones is going to be someone special. She needs to leave her friends behind to attend Shadowhall Academy, a boarding school that’s perpetually cold. Not only that, her single suitcase cannot hold her entire collection of perfectly organised seashells, marbles and books, so they need to remain in her bedroom.

Her attic bedroom! I spent my childhood dreaming of an attic bedroom and, had my dream become reality, you would have had to drag me from it kicking and screaming.

She’d always wanted to go somewhere exciting and different – well, here was her chance.

When Lilian arrives at Shadowhall, she’s greeted by wrought-iron gates, a two-headed gargoyle, Gothic turrets and Ms Strange, Shadowhall Academy’s headmistress. I don’t know about you but it’s feeling pretty ominous already…

Lilian shares a dormitory with three other girls: Marian (Maz), Serena and Angela. Let’s hope they don’t need much sleep because on the very first night, the two newbies hear tapping on the wall.

“Probably just the pipes, or maybe a mouse or something,” Lilian said. “You know what it’s like in these old buildings.”

A likely story… Shadowhall Academy has a long history, though, and there’s every possibility that it’s haunted.

I’ve been waiting to read this book for months and it was even better than I was expecting. I loved the characters and want to spend more time with all of them, particularly Mr Bullen, who fascinated me. I enjoyed solving the mystery alongside Lilian and her new friends. I need to explore Shadowhall Academy and uncover some more of its secrets.

Phil Hickes and Keith Robinson really are the dream team. Phil introduces me to loveable characters and places them in spooky situations. Keith somehow manages to capture both the heart of the characters and the creepy of the atmosphere. My only disappointment with this book was the fact that I didn’t get the opportunity to enjoy more of Keith’s artwork.

I’m wondering why Lilian’s mother didn’t drop her off at Shadowhall with her father and younger sister. Her absence intrigued me so I’d like to learn more about her.

This is England in the 1980’s and it was refreshing to spend some time in the pre-internet world. Adult me devoured this book and cannot wait to return to Shadowhall. Kid me would have read some of it through my fingers.

I dare say this is Phil Hickes’ best book yet, but please don’t tell Aveline I said that because I adore her. Speaking of Aveline, I was puzzling over the fact that Lilian shares a surname with her. I may have let out a teensy bit of a scream when I finally connected the dots. Lilian is Aveline’s aunt!!! That has made my day! It’s also made me want to reread the Aveline Jones books.

Welcome to Shadowhall Academy. Come for the architecture and the spooky. BYO tea, biscuits and heater. I really hope we get to return there soon.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

Welcome to Shadowhall Academy, where spirits haunt the school halls. A brilliantly spooky new series from the author of Aveline Jones.

I heard a tapping noise, right by my head. Like there was someone in the wall trying to get my attention…

When Lilian Jones starts at creepy, cold and bewilderingly large Shadowhall Academy, she’s nervous about making friends. And when her roommates tell her the school is haunted, she thinks they’re just trying to scare the new girl. 

But then bizarre things start happening – tapping and whispers in the walls at night, tales of missing students and strange figures in the woods.

Lilian discovers that not only are the school ghost stories true, but her new friends could be in danger. So she sets out to uncover the secrets of Shadowhall Academy, whatever it takes.

The Butcher of the Forest – Premee Mohamed

Veris is wearing her pyjamas when she’s given a quest by the conqueror of her land. She needs to find his children. Or else.

“If you do not recover my children your village will be razed to the ground and burnt, and we will roast your people alive upon it and eat them.”

So, no pressure. I suppose they don’t call him the Tyrant for nothing.

It’s not like the north woods are dangerous or anything…

“They told us no one ever gets out.”

I appreciated that Veris isn’t a spring chicken when we meet her, not that pushing 40 is old by any stretch of the imagination. She’s already done the impossible so she’s bringing knowledge hard won by experience. She’s also bringing traumatic memories she didn’t have the last time she stepped into the woods.

I’m a huge fan of body horror so that sat well with me. I encountered a number of oddities in the north woods, my favourite of which were the guardians.

I enjoyed this read but I’m left wanting more. Details about Elmever: its history, its inhabitants, why it is the way it is. The full story of Veris’ first time there. The backstory of the Tyrant, because you know he has to have a backstory to become … that. I also wanted to get to know Eleonor and Aram better.

I’m sure I’ll get some of this in the sequel. There’s absolutely going to be a sequel. It’s been set up so there’s really no other option.

I’m keen to read it but part of me is frustrated too. I wish this had been a novel instead, one that fleshed this story out some more and provided a conclusion. My need to know is trumping my frustration, though, so I’ll definitely be there for the sequel.

“I’m ready to go back to … to the woods.”

Thank you so much to NetGalley and Titan Books for the opportunity to read this novella.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

At the northern edge of a valley ruled by a ruthless foreign tyrant lies a wild forest, home to otherworldly creatures and dangerous magic. The local people know never to enter — for no one who strays into the north woods is ever seen again. No one, that is, except Veris Thorn.

When the children of the Tyrant vanish into the wood, Veris is summoned to rescue them. She has only one day before the creatures of the forest claim the children for their own. If she fails, her punishment will be swift and merciless.

To stand a chance of surviving the wood, Veris must evade traps and trickery, ancient monsters and false friends, and the haunting memory of her last journey into the forest. 

Time is running short. One misstep will cost everything.

Sworn Soldier #2: What Feasts at Night – T. Kingfisher

Prodigal wastrel Easton is returning to Gallacia with Hob, kan horse, and Mr Angus, kan long time friend, whose grunt vocabulary is impressive.

All things being equal, Easton would prefer to be in Paris but Miss Potter is coming to visit the fungus and practice her Gallacian.

What trash has the wind blown in, then?

It’s all very grim and grey, but that’s as Gallacian as carved turnip shutters. It’s not usually this quiet, though.

It seems that trouble follows whenever this trio are together. The current trouble involves the very real complications that result from a superstition coming for you. What feasts at night, besides me? It’s best if you find out yourself but it’ll take your breath away.

I loved the descriptions that reminded me early on that I wasn’t invited along for a simple catch up amongst the friends who survived the first book: “a tangle of vines draped over a bare tree like spilled entrails.”

Speaking of the first book, you really should read it before this one. This could be read as a standalone in a pinch but you’ll want to read What Moves the Dead once you’ve finished this one anyway. Plus, there’s spoilers for the first book here and you really don’t want anyone ruining the fun for you.

I’m aware that this is a cop out but I can’t choose a favourite in this series. I felt more dread in the first book but I enjoyed the interaction between the characters more in this one.

The depiction of PTSD (called soldier’s heart here) is authentic. PTSD invades every aspect of your life, regardless of the shape of the ‘war’ you survived. The impacts Easton experiences in this series are realistic.

I love catch-all phrases and I found one here that I’m going to have fun irritating people with, particularly when someone asks how I am when it’s a throwaway line, not a genuine inquiry.

“I’m keeping”

Make sure you save some mushrooms for Miss Potter and see if you can get the Widow to smile.

“Hmmph!”

It might be a good idea to check under your pillow before you go to bed tonight.

I now have a more pressing need for a book that gives Miss Potter centre stage. I see this taking place in England. Easton and Angus visit her, perhaps for a wedding. There’s a mycological emergency of sorts, possibly involving fairies…

“Until next we meet, young sinner!”

Thank you so much to NetGalley and Titan Books for the opportunity to read this novella.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Once Upon a Blurb

When Alex Easton travels to Gallacia as a favour to their friend, Britain’s foremost mycologist Miss Potter, they find their home empty, the caretaker dead, and the grounds blanketed by an uncanny silence. The locals won’t talk about what happened to the caretaker. None of them will set foot on the grounds.

Whispers of an unearthly breath-stealing creature from Gallacian folklore don’t trouble practical Easton. But as their sleep is increasingly disturbed by vivid nightmares and odd happenings perplex the household, they are forced to confront the possibility that there is more to the old folk stories than they’d like to believe.

A dark shadow hangs over Easton’s house. And nobody will rest until justice is done.