
Of course I had to read an actual romance novel during đ Achy Breaky Heart Month! đ. Apologies to Chris Cannon in advance for choosing The Dating Debate. Chris, you may recall that I previously reviewed Boomerang Boyfriend and Iâm sorry for any therapy bills you incurred as a result. I remain staunchly anti-romance yet your blurbs keep sucking me in. Excuse me while I continue one of my many arguments debates with Nina and West.
Me: Hold on. Werenât you just having an anti-Valentineâs Day rant a few pages ago?
Nina: Yeah, but –
Me: Yet now youâre planning to go to the Valentineâs Day dance at your school with the boy next door, who is gorgeous and can speak fluent Harry Potter.
Nina: Uh-huh, but note that Iâm not going with the gorgeous boy who doesnât get Harry Potter at all.
Me: Okay, so I get the book thing but why are all of the guys gorgeous?
Nina: Well, I am one of the main characters in a romance novel.
Me: Hmm⌠So, West. Are all the girls in this book good looking as well?
West: Well, duh! Nina is cute, obviously. Iâll bet that even spatula makeup girl is a stunner. Romance novel, remember?
Me: Gotcha. So, West, youâre named after a direction. Are you a Kardashian offspring by any chance?
West: I dunno. Let me go ask my mother.
Nina: Whoa! You have a mother?
Me: So, Nina, back to the whole Valentineâs Day dance thing. You donât like Valentineâs Day or Valentineâs Day dances and you donât want to go, yet youâre going with the gorgeous next door neighbour just to be stubborn. Is that right?
Nina: That pretty much sums it up. You want some chocolate?
Me: Obviously! Thanks! [grabs the chocolate and starts munching] Why donât you just stay at home and read a book on Valentineâs Day? Thatâs what Iâll be doing.
Nina: Sounds great, but unfortunately as a main character in a romance novel itâs in my contract that my decisions donât have to make sense and if I stay at home I canât all of a sudden fall in love with the gorgeous boy next door, then find something to cry over before we decide weâre meant to be together forever due to our mutual love of Harry Potter.
Me: Okaaaay⌠So, West. Any thoughts?
West: I just hope Nina doesnât find out my secret. Any chance we can change this from a romance novel to another genre so I can keep my personal business private?
Me: Nope, but Iâd love that because Iâm sick of watching you two kiss and argue.
West: This is going to end in tears. I just know it.
Me: Yeah, me too, but what can you do. Romance novel, after all. Personally I think the two of you need some therapy to sort out your trust, self esteem and shame issues before you seriously consider dating. I hear Lisaâs mother is a good therapist. Hey, whatâs the deal with you two juggling issues beyond your years within your respective families, yet you act like 12 year olds when youâre dating?
West: Youâre asking me? Iâm just doing what Chris Cannon tells me to do! Youâre the one with a choice here! Why are you reading this book when youâre so anti-romance?
Me: Sucked in by Harry Potter, just like you. Chris Cannon found and exploited my weakness – again. [sigh] And she just had to go and include an adorable dog too, didnât she.
West: Tell me about it! Iâm still trying to get dog fur out of my clothes.
Nina: So, you coming to the bookstore tonight with Lisa and I?
Me: Of course! Got any more mini bars of chocolate?
So, Chris Cannon, you sucked me in again. If I can enjoy the non-romance parts of your romance novels then I can certainly understand the appeal for readers who actively seek out that genre. I really enjoy the way you write, despite the genre.
If you ever decide to write a YA book that doesnât major on romance and holds onto the social issues themes but delves deeper into them, Iâll be front row centre of your cheer squad. Regardless, Iâm definitely interested in reading your next book (sorry!).
My Nitpicking: Without giving anything away I think there was more to one personâs mental health diagnosis than what was revealed in the book and would have loved for this to have been dealt with further as they were an interesting character. Unfortunately they came across as though the wheel was spinning but the hamster was dead and I think they were actually a lot smarter than they seemed.
My Nitpicking – The Sequel: Some of the characters without much page time came across as fairly two-dimensional. However, with the length of the book and the issues raised in it, there probably wasnât enough room to add another dimension to these characters. Their contribution wasnât pivotal to the story anyway.
Favourite Sentence Snippet:
âthen he kissed me again, a slow, deep kiss that scrambled what was left of my brain.â
Vindicated! Kissing in romance novels does cause brain damage in characters!
Thank you so much to NetGalley and Teen Crush, an imprint of Entangled Publishing, LLC for the opportunity to read this book.
Once Upon a Blurb
Nina Barnes thinks Valentineâs Day should be optional. That way single people like her wouldnât be subjected to kissy Cupids all over the place. That is, until her mom moves them next door to the brooding hottie of Greenbrier High, West Smith. Heâs funny, looks amazing in a black leather jacket, and heâs fluent in Harry Potter, but sheâs not sure heâs boyfriend material.
West isnât sure what to make of Nina. Sheâs cute and loves to read as much as he does, but she seems to need to debate everything and she has a pathological insistence on telling the truth. And West doesnât exactly know how to handle that, since his entire life is a carefully constructed secret. Dating the girl next door could be a ton of fun, but only if Nina never finds out the truth about his home life. Itâs one secret that could bring them together or rip them apart.
Disclaimer: This Entangled Teen Crush book is not for anyone who has to get in the last word, but it is for all book nerds, especially those who live next door to so called unapproachable gorgeous guys. Thereâs no debating the chemistry.
















